Free Pet Care Banners to Boost Your Effective Pet Care Marketing

Free Pet Care Banners!

I was blessed in my youth with four years of college!  The University of Washington. The first in my family to graduate.  It was a partnership.  My parents, may they rest in peace, paid all my tuitions. No, I didn’t graduate with a sweaty scholarship in football or golf…wasn’t that athletically inclined.   I, in turn, who had worked at Albertson’s starting in high school, paid for all my books.  I majored in communications/advertising. 

Something I learned early on was that the word FREE offering the tantalizing allure of blended cheesecake, Lottos and vixens alike—an eye magnet. 

It was the same prof who advised me that customers didn’t go to Sears/Roebuck (showing my age with the use of that moniker!) to purchase drill bits. As he simply explained, those customers were there to buy one thing and one thing only: Holes.  Nothing more.  As I fermented on that over the years, it continued to make sense.  It was the difference between product features and product benefits.  Hardened carbide tips versus an empty 3/8” hole.

So that is why I entitled this blog as FREE!  FREE!  FREE!  As city governance would have it, I’m forbidden from using street banners to promote Sasha’s Pet Resort in Redmond, Washington (Bill Gates backyard).  Even though I’ve been doing so for over five years.  These are the same city bureaucrats who proclaimed I was not permitted to wash down my dog’s wicker furniture outside with plain hose water, no suds or surfactant, insisting that it would potentially contaminate the water table.  Only contains the fluoride additive that the powers to be added.  So what if I just leave my wicker furniture outside and wait for the rain to wash it down?  Will you then write a $100 ticket against Mother Nature?  But that’s an entire different story.  Let’s get back to FREE.

Here's the story.

I have two eight-foot-high pet daycare and boarding banners that I paid over a hundred dollars each for including aluminum assembly set.  I could just throw them away, but I’m a bit of a recycler and decided that some of the U.S. daycares out there may not be prohibited from advertising their wares.  I have two of these.  I’ll take the first two emails from folks claiming to lust for a banner.  You only need to pay for shipping which I suspect will be between $30 and $40 and subscribe to Sasha’s customer email. Email me at danm@sashaspr.com and tell me you want FREE.  I’ll let you know cost of shipping.  Once that is paid, I’ll send FREE your direction.  Hope it brings you business and good fortune!

Best, Dan